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Flapjack Attack

from Shock & Yawn by ChiaPet

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Here I sit, dreaming of those cakes
'Bout to throw a fit, eating the cakes mama makes
More batter, more butter please
I'll put away ten of these with ease

Give me a giant stack
Gotta have a flapjack
Aunt Jemima buttermilk attack
Eat flapjack stack back-to-back Jack

Pulled into the diner
Sat down at the stool
Sounded like a whiner
Screaming like a fool

Alice, I'll have a full stack

Chocolate chip on lip
Lose a drip in the flip, its hip
Don't skip you dip
Syrup soaks the cake, it rips
When the batter splatters
It really doesn't matter, start drinking batter
Now you're faster getting fatter
When your bladder spatters batter matter

Give me some more cakes
'Til I get a tummy ache
Eating piles of flappy jack steaks
When my gut breaks look out flyin' cakes

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from Shock & Yawn, released November 1, 2005
Words: Brady Jennings & Joe Henry
Music: Brady Jennings

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